a little joke for the weekend

11 04 2008

A Sadist, a masochist, a murderer, a necrophile, a zoophile and a pyromanic were all sitting on a bench in a mental institution.
“Lets have sex with a cat”. said the zoophile.
“Let’s have sex with the cat and then torture it.” stated the sadist.
“Let’s have sex with the cat, torture it, and then kill it!” shouted the murderer.
“Let’s have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it and then have sex with it again.” continued the necrophile.
“Let’s have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it, have sex with it again and then burn it.” said the pyromaniac.
There was a silence. and the masochist said: “MEOW”

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